I received this list in a forward from Sarah G a few weeks ago, but have been chuckling over it ever since. I’ve bolded the ones I find particularly apt, especially as I’ve had to explain many of these cultural issues to numerous Brits over the last few years:

You Know You’re Australian If:

• You know the meaning of the world “girt”
• You believe that stubbies can be either drunk or worn
• You think its normal to have a leader named Kevin
• You waddle when you walk due to the 53 expired petrol discount vouchers stuffed in your wallet or purse
• You’ve made a bong out of your garden hose rather than use it for something illegal such as watering the garden Read the rest of this entry »