Is it sad that I’m excited to see ruffle-ribbon skirts come back? And fluoro tartan? And so much black? I think I can be excused in part because I am clearly in a delusional state brought on by my present lack of finances; what isn’t excusable however is my intense desire to have those Eiffel Tower sunglasses by Ashish. It’s like Boy George and Elton John mated had the end result was a pair of blue, white and red spectacles. Want… so… bad…

It’s well worth visiting the London Fashion Week website to have a look at some of the collections, if, like me, you have nothing better to do but dream about hideously awesome sunglasses.