I know, I’ve been neglecting you.  I’ve been letting other things get between us.  If I were you, I’d break up with me.

I know this will sound like an excuse, but I have been meaning to write.  The other day I had big plans to discuss kitchen politics with you.  Yesterday I was going to tell you about my diet (which isn’t much of a diet, it simply means cutting out chips/crisps, sweets and alcohol).  Yet over a week has passed since I last wrote, and the only real excuse I have for ignoring you is that… well, I’m seeing another blog.  I know, it’s heartbreaking, but when push comes to shove I had to pick the blog that needed me most!  You, being so strong and independent, don’t need round the clock attention.  The other blog meanwhile is still young, still foolish - I have to keep an eye on her all the time.  I know what you’re thinking, I’ll probably regret my decision in the long run, but the thing is, what if I don’t?  This could be the beginning of a wonderful relationship!

Anyway, I just wanted to let you know that I do still think of you, and I wish things could be different.  Maybe we could try seeing each other part time, on the sly?  My other blog doesn’t need to know…!

Sincerely,

Amy.