Courtesy of a forwarded email from Sarah:

From a letter written into Sydney Morning Herald:

My birdbath is now at 70 per cent capacity but I still have level two
restrictions in place. Five second limit. No flapping allowed. Coloured
birds odd days, monochromes even days. Anything bigger than a magpie
must
wash itself on the lawn with a bucket or use a commercial bird wash.

- Tony Podpera Woden (ACT)

I’d love to meet the man that wrote that letter!